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dj
@djfuckedurdad
when she clearly lives in a basement β
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bong lord
@djfuckedurdad
@djfuckedurdad My body is The Patricia Motel
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CEO of banging ur dad
@djfuckedurdad
one of those quirky white wine mom art pieces in cursive writing but it says βdonβt talk to me until Iβve fucked my husband β
deejay
@djfuckedurdad
Took my time on this one pic.twitter.com/0dh32H3UxO
Retweet of status by @online_iguana
deejay
@djfuckedurdad
little bit of nickelback on a saturday night
Retweet of status by @ChadKroegerGod
deejay
@djfuckedurdad
π§ just print more money π§
deejay
@djfuckedurdad
To Do List:
- get that bread
- get that head
- then leave
- get that bread
- get that head
- then leave
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deejay
@djfuckedurdad
Hey, just so you know moms an RMT and Iβm taking clients currently. If youβre in yeg and want me to fix up your bod!
Retweet of status by @cheekyrandy1
deejay
@djfuckedurdad
can people like, *tucks hair behind ear* stop hurting my feelings?
deejay
@djfuckedurdad
these thunderstorms are really bringing their A game this year! it would be a shame if someone were to, for example, kiss me in the rain
queen of jizz tw*tter
@djfuckedurdad
yeah I got PMS
Pussy
Missing
Someone
Pussy
Missing
Someone
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
