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Married to Food
@doofensh_mirtz
Me: wants to make friends
Also me: hates people
Also me: hates people
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Married to Food
@doofensh_mirtz
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Samantha W
@doofensh_mirtz
Justin Bieber is a grown man now, 2Pac on his tshirt aint easy stuff. Dont say Big Sean forced him into it pic.twitter.com/ZI1CM7qxNV
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Samantha W
@doofensh_mirtz
But Chris Brown music is all
Why lie?
Why lie?
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Samantha W
@doofensh_mirtz
Travis Scott- A Team
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Samantha W
@doofensh_mirtz
Whoever participated in #MemeHistory is goin to hell
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Samantha W
@doofensh_mirtz
When you're trying to be cool but three quarters of your tweets are retweets of actual cool people...
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Samantha W
@doofensh_mirtz
Some people died during the election period, others sustained serious injuries. Gen Tumukunde, please put spirit on your wound and go home
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Samantha W
@doofensh_mirtz
Random people you meet when out who start to act like you owe them an explanation as to why you're not drinking. Abeg
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Samantha W
@doofensh_mirtz
Samantha W
@doofensh_mirtz
When you want to ask ur boss whether tomorrow is a working day but u dnt want to be seen as a lazy chap, so you just die in your own movie
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
