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Mpesa💭confirmed ™
@double_T33
I now feel Uzi when he said he tryna be humble....kuserve content moto twitter inakuja na kiburi ya DH captain
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Mpesa💭confirmed ™
@double_T33
Here's a couple of words for introverts to make conversations easy
1) ngorii
2) nomaa
3) acha ufala
3) walai
....now repeat
1) ngorii
2) nomaa
3) acha ufala
3) walai
....now repeat
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Mpesa💭confirmed ™
@double_T33
Beauty is in the eyes of the person who haven't smashed you yet
Retweet of status by @UonKomrade
Mpesa💭confirmed ™
@double_T33
No love, no break up, no stress, no tension.
Being single is always cool
Being single is always cool
Retweet of status by @mikel__ke
Mpesa💭confirmed ™
@double_T33
One could write the ingredients of coca cola in 'terms and conditions' and we'd still never read it
Mpesa💭confirmed ™
@double_T33
Fvk strippers...you ever watched your girl take a shower
Mpesa💭confirmed ™
@double_T33
Kings if she's afraid that you'll leave after sex,then she probably have nothing else to offer
Retweet of status by @messiah_gal
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Mpesa💭confirmed ™
@double_T33
Call her Philomena cause she's just staring at you while you eating her
Mpesa💭confirmed ™
@double_T33
Relationship is all about sex please.
If you want goals, go and date Lewandoski.
If you want goals, go and date Lewandoski.
Retweet of status by @kobbyskary
Mpesa💭confirmed ™
@double_T33
I love tattoos yes,but not on me ..lemme admire them from a far
Retweet of status by @justliwand
Kenyan🇰🇪animè🇰🇪
@double_T33
Alafu na since unapenda minced meat si you come over cause I've misced-to-meat ya twitter.com/IsCleverStuden…
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
