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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Donβt forget to share a nude with the entire World Wide Web because you achieved a follower milestone
09 Oct 18
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag or anything but Iβm fully aware of breasts in months that arenβt breast cancer awareness month
30 Sep 18
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag or anything, but I just ate an entire 50-pack of string cheese for dinner
02 Jul 18
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Itβs the little tΜΆhΜΆoΜΆnΜΆgΜΆsΜΆ things that matter the most
29 May 18
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag, but Iβm a pro at determining whether or not a woman is chilly, or has pierced nipples
20 Apr 18
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Iβm eating a kale salad & all I can think is βI hope @dougbies will still be friends with me.β
Retweet of status by @megan_thescript
15 Apr 18
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag, but my text message descriptions of food make her go ββ
04 Mar 18
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag, but I can open jars left OR right handed WITHOUT a rubber jar opener
26 Jan 18
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
I wish my co workers damn kid would stop kicking his ball outside my office or his little ass is gonna get kicked
Sorry I'm hungry
Sorry I'm hungry
Retweet of status by @SouthernM31574
20 Jan 18
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
HAPPY
FESTIVUS
FESTIVUS
23 Dec 17
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
All I want for Christmas is you
All I want for Christmas is you
All I want for Christmas is you
All I want foβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
All I want for Christmas is you
All I want for Christmas is you
All I want foβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
19 Dec 17
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All I want fo⦠https://t.co/KepCMfh64B
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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