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Gemma Duckworth
@duckworth11
Wish men could bloody multi task, then I could actually have a conversation with Alistair whilst we watch football
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Gemma Duckworth
@duckworth11
Lady C will eat a bollock but won't wash up sounds like some gals around here
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Gemma Duckworth
@duckworth11
When the rave so mad you gotta make sure you still alive pic.twitter.com/2ZZhPDwzHs
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Gemma Duckworth
@duckworth11
Imagine if Mary Berry was your grandma, I'd be the size of a fucking house
Gemma Duckworth
@duckworth11
Cheering yourself up with online shopping is a lethal move when you feel shit
Gemma Duckworth
@duckworth11
classic Bradford interchange, putting up a wet floor sign next to the lady who is sat in a puddle of her own piss
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Gemma Duckworth
@duckworth11
can't wait to have my own little house to decorate and buy furniture for and stuff
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Gemma Duckworth
@duckworth11
Wow I thought that today's shift would never end
Gemma Duckworth
@duckworth11
yesterday I saw a guy who'd been sick all over himself and today a man with one nostril and a wind up torch Bfd interchange astounds me
Gemma Duckworth
@duckworth11
Told a customer today to put Many Cloud on and he said "because you've said it love I'll put a tenner on" #yourewelcomepal #ballin
Gemma Duckworth
@duckworth11
Get in Harry Kane, point to prove!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
