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I love to be over the top even with ppl I just meet so I can weed out the ones who can deal with my ass
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I’ve gotten so good at at flipping eggs
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Let’s go pic.twitter.com/QAyWBHhPJS
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Crunchy roll fucking sent me. twitter.com/keatsdidit/sta…
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Unpopular opinion: red chili is better than green
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@kittykatpalace Watching you eat is going to be my punishment in hell
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Update: my home made spicy pickles turned out fucking AMAZINGGGGGG definitely doing this again
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@_AshleySage Definitely not me, I know for a fact that I’ve never liked a girl enough to ghost my friends
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Why y’all do vegan’s like this?! pic.twitter.com/c47qTR8Siq
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Don’t fuck with waiters. 9 times out of 10 they have a criminal background and a loaded gun in their car. I know I sure do
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Do you ever get the urge to buy a wedding ring for @lataylorchad and start naming the unborn children??? Me either
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
