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Professor Professorson
@dyljbar
I'm so proud of my 6 year old
I asked him to pick up his toys and he said "my time is valuable, equal work for e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I asked him to pick up his toys and he said "my time is valuable, equal work for e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @dave_ghost
29 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm so proud of my 6 year old 😭😭
I asked him to pick up his toys and he said "my time is valuable, equal work for e… https://t.co/L6e2aWABDh
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Professor Professorson
@dyljbar
Gamers be like bro you're eating a BANANA?? Still? How long have been bananas been out again? I heard people were… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @FictionIRL
27 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Gamers be like bro you're eating a BANANA?? Still? 😂😂How long have been bananas been out again? I heard people were… https://t.co/7OE6BXgmi9
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potion seller
@dyljbar
IBS stands for I Be Shittin’
08 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote IBS stands for I Be Shittin’™️
guy in the chair
@dyljbar
damn, just woke up thinking about how there is no such thing as a coincidence
30 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote damn, just woke up thinking about how there is no such thing as a coincidence 😓
Señor Chang
@dyljbar
When You Wish Upon a Star pic.twitter.com/VgUscakfKI
Retweet of status by @aMSaRedyoshi
20 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When You Wish Upon a Star✨ https://t.co/VgUscakfKI
Captain Zap Brannigan
@dyljbar
we don’t need a Disney princess...
we need TWO Disney princesses, and one cup
we need TWO Disney princesses, and one cup
26 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote we don’t need a Disney princess...
we need TWO Disney princesses, and one cup 😜
chris redfield
@dyljbar
When ya mom's bf cool fr pic.twitter.com/Oa0rliaOe6
Retweet of status by @LouRatchett
04 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When ya mom's bf cool fr 😎 https://t.co/Oa0rliaOe6
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peabo
@dyljbar
@gooded_cheese eyeball touching is the highest form of intimacy
Retweet of status by @notapuggle
21 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @gooded_cheese eyeball touching is the highest form of intimacy 😤
Hony Tawk
@dyljbar
could really go for some of this rn pic.twitter.com/VC03iFC20y
24 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote could really go for some of this rn 🙏🏼 https://t.co/VC03iFC20y
really lucky
@dyljbar
American Girl - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers pic.twitter.com/Bp0FLZJs0K
Retweet of status by @mikewilliam____
07 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote American Girl - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers 🤙 https://t.co/Bp0FLZJs0K
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊