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Emma Andersonβ
@eanderson179
Looks like @wyb1 and I have known each other longer than we thought.. http://t.co/2HayULVATr
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Emma Andersonβ
@eanderson179
"I gots a bag! We goes shopping now?" @wyb1 #Pesto http://t.co/pWtE2EoKIK
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eanderson179
@eanderson179
Walking through Walmart looking like I have a broken chicken wing for an arm cuz I can't touch my ribs..
eanderson179
@eanderson179
You know life is good when your most used emoji is the crying laughing emoji. #lovemylife http://t.co/Ea2WQBLJ
eanderson179
@eanderson179
@IamMollie How sweet! I feel special!
eanderson179
@eanderson179
@ChanceGamble this is what I'm getting to for Christmas. You're welcome. http://t.co/JfkWFlhD
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@eanderson179
#1800imadumbass #toofunny http://t.co/HYwh0RJ9
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you send @valvo92 a snapchat saying you're going to sleep and she replies wide-eyed saying "I'll be watching.."
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@eanderson179
Shannon has already started with the "sorostitute" jokes on my voicemail... Okay buddy, just remember GDI jokes sting just as bad.
eanderson179
@eanderson179
I won't be getting any sleep tonight.. My sister's dog snores like a water buffalo...
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@eanderson179
I can't lose anymore sleep at night thinking the rapist is outside my window when really it's just vermin wanting in my garbage..
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
