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Darian Lusk
@eatpraylusk
Guide to NYC crossing signals
= ummm cross the street
= cross the street but itβs boring
= ummm cross the street
= cross the street but itβs boring
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Darian Lusk
@eatpraylusk
I take two melatonin before every stand up set. Like putting a doughnut on a baseball bat. When I come off it Iβm gna be unstoppable
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
