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@egreggg
90% positive nail salon chairs are made to rearrange your organs or they're reenacting a blast off into space๐ช
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@egreggg
BLESS all my bbs that came together and surprised me with an amazing dinner and night I love you all so muchโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @AshleyEstave
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@egreggg
I am the most organized hot mess I have ever met
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@egreggg
this close to buying a blow up doll & having it ride passenger w me so I can take the HOV instead of sitting in dโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @atomasevich_
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@egreggg
@egreggg Cause those glasses snapped with your mental stability. Then it was like a little glue and tape should hold it all together
Retweet of status by @coopstar94
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@egreggg
It truly blows my mind that the people closest to you are the same ones dogging your every move
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@egreggg
Thanks for spoiling me with your consistency. Everyday feels like Baeday with you pic.twitter.com/GbKDjUIDbc
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@egreggg
When you tell bae youโve noticed their gains pic.twitter.com/B57IKR8fPX
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@egreggg
@egreggg S/o to YOU
Retweet of status by @brittlynn__
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@egreggg
New job is going gr8, boss just bought a nice painting that reads โeat my dickโ in rainbow colors
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@egreggg
Love love love our dads for this. So thankful twitter.com/egreggg/statusโฆ
Retweet of status by @brittlynn__
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
