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chili mak
@elfbutt
Pls don't come to lecture 25 minutes late and then slow everything down by asking questions that were covered in the 20 minutes you missed
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chili mak
@elfbutt
I got the highest score in my class on our first exam there's only ten ppl in my class but I'm the BEST
chili mak
@elfbutt
First day of spring semester means awkward ice breakers
mak
@elfbutt
girls that lift!!! please throw me away!!!!!!
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mak
@elfbutt
what if I never find someone who just wants to listen to smith street band nd nap??
mack
@elfbutt
Eugene!! pic.twitter.com/7dOS7Q693x
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mack
@elfbutt
the smell of coffee rises from the bowels of waking houses & the sun shines down upon pavements streaked with vomit. mornings in the city
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mack
@elfbutt
sad bc im going to see the smithies nd the front bottoms in nov and then they're meeting up with Manchester in Atlanta after
mack
@elfbutt
ur president nd savior Beezis Christ pic.twitter.com/0DQuO0JOGM
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mack
@elfbutt
Gordon Ramsay has no chill pic.twitter.com/eh9o5QVwZw
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
