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@elijahnoriega
It just wonβt quit. #TSHanna has dumped rain in Mission for hours now, causing widespread flooding and damage. PLβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @CityOfMissionTX
26 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π§ It just wonβt quit. #TSHanna has dumped rain in Mission for hours now, causing widespread flooding and damage. PLβ¦ https://t.co/9i328KdAFp
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@elijahnoriega
would u pick this lil monkey up for $1,000,000 dollars ?? pic.twitter.com/QOTQP3RXra
Retweet of status by @orangechimps
18 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote would u pick this lil monkey up for $1,000,000 dollars ?? π³ https://t.co/QOTQP3RXra
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@elijahnoriega
I have not worn jeans in 6 years, nor do I ever plan to wear them again
05 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have not worn jeans in 6 years, nor do I ever plan to wear them again π
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@elijahnoriega
Went canoeing in the Rio Grande River this weekend pic.twitter.com/mROIOk9I5r
06 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Went canoeing in the Rio Grande River this weekendπ€© https://t.co/mROIOk9I5r
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@elijahnoriega
His bag pic.twitter.com/WCI7a0SGLw
06 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote His bag π€π₯°π€€ https://t.co/WCI7a0SGLw
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. Jessie Morales
Ultimo Skateboarding pic.twitter.com/9DdF9ACsBN
Ultimo Skateboarding pic.twitter.com/9DdF9ACsBN
Retweet of status by @ULTIMOISASECRET
12 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote . π£Jessie Morales π£
Ultimo Skateboarding https://t.co/9DdF9ACsBN
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@elijahnoriega
Just shaved my head waasssup pic.twitter.com/RnxbgmFQvd
15 Aug 18
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Just found out Iβll get time and a half for working 4th of July. Thank Gaga Iβm not a white who actually celebrates
Retweet of status by @Erik_DHdz
26 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just found out Iβll get time and a half for working 4th of July. Thank Gaga Iβm not a white who actually celebrates ππ½ππ½ππ½
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@elijahnoriega
My girlfriend threw a spogebob themed surprise party for me pic.twitter.com/Ylznf9AKXm
20 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My girlfriend threw a spogebob themed surprise party for meππππ€§π€§π€§π€§ https://t.co/Ylznf9AKXm
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@elijahnoriega
i get high on:
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drugs
the part in Ivy (Audiotree Live Version) where Lauren goes βHey-hey Ivy.. honeyβ
@WEARENOTSALES
life
drugs
the part in Ivy (Audiotree Live Version) where Lauren goes βHey-hey Ivy.. honeyβ
@WEARENOTSALES
Retweet of status by @soupyxbrain
03 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i get high on:
βͺοΈ life
βͺοΈ drugs
π the part in Ivy (Audiotree Live Version) where Lauren goes βHey-hey Ivy.. honeyβ
@WEARENOTSALES
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ