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eljay
@eljaychase
@intriguingasfck C'mon Eileen ... its the twitta.
Home of the creeps, and bums.
Now its happy hour ... cheers
Home of the creeps, and bums.
Now its happy hour ... cheers
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eljay
@eljaychase
There's a new sex position called '9' it's just me..laying there..I don't have a sex life
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eljay
@eljaychase
Of course I know my limits when I drink. I just like setting new records.
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eljay
@eljaychase
Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut the fuk up even when they aren't talking?
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eljay
@eljaychase
According to the food guide ... I had 7-1/2 servings of spaghetti tonight
eljay
@eljaychase
That Ferrari exhaust sound is unforgettable pic.twitter.com/vKaCslqvmo
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eljay
@eljaychase
Wondering how weekend twitter, and weekday twitter are going to get along ... now that we are ALL here what-fuckin-ever-day it is ...
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eljay
@eljaychase
Stupid, toilet paper hoarding motherfuckers pic.twitter.com/MfWstNWXsM
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eljay
@eljaychase
As a matter of fact ... I do know how to load the diswasher.
and I dont have to ask if she came ...
Line up ladies.
and I dont have to ask if she came ...
Line up ladies.
eljay
@eljaychase
@patnspankme @drayzze Another day older ...
But ... I was born one mornin when the sun didnt shine ...
Is the best line
But ... I was born one mornin when the sun didnt shine ...
Is the best line
eljay
@eljaychase
Morning Twitter pic.twitter.com/hqLqrJYoIH
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
