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@jillynmichelle @chvrliescott11 hahah no worries
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This teacher probably shouldn't have told me attendance didn't effect my grade.... I never go
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*rings up a couple at Tillys*
Me: "So would you want a bag for this?"
The guy: "Sorry I'm not allowed to look at you, she'll get mad."
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Me: "So would you want a bag for this?"
The guy: "Sorry I'm not allowed to look at you, she'll get mad."
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@ellekayscott__
if anyone needs lessons on putting yourself in horrible situations, I'm your girl
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@ellekayscott__
Wise words from @mitchdawg941 "If you get married and post it on social media just expect an unfollow"
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@ellekayscott__
This man = goat pic.twitter.com/Uh4PsL4b2A
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@ryanlane763 let me guess. she was a stripper.
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The Mexicans next door couldn't have picked a more perfect time to blast their music & send me over the edge
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Idk why I laughed pic.twitter.com/aGQXngWro2
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Zions National Park pic.twitter.com/qtpUlMAQ6C
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@ellekayscott__ then its like awkward when u meet in person, "oh hey nice to meet you. ps, im so sorry bout your cat dieing 72 weeks ago"
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
