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@ellicock
@MayorofLondon It's worse under your watch pic.twitter.com/PYpiEBDdr3
Retweet of status by @londonblue44
28 Nov 22
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Mark
@ellicock
I have long car-owner virus!! pic.twitter.com/FlHiwtH6Nd
Retweet of status by @CrimsonCode1
05 Jul 22
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Mark
@ellicock
@hardcorecarp go on ebay you can buy some for Β£50
14 Jan 22
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Mark
@ellicock
@Adam_Penning @SilverDuke1984 sounds like the jabbed
28 Dec 21
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Mark
@ellicock
Can we import the Polish Border Force to defend our Southern beaches ? pic.twitter.com/1Wynl43Y2E
Retweet of status by @TonyH091963
17 Nov 21
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Mark
@ellicock
Presumably they are able to call home to see how things are going too!
Can we ask who pays the phone bill? The taxpayer...?
Can we ask who pays the phone bill? The taxpayer...?
Retweet of status by @MigrationWatch
11 Nov 21
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Can we ask who pays the phone bill? The taxpayer...? π€
Mark
@ellicock
Who made this pic.twitter.com/lZgZnhOBIH
Retweet of status by @LeeCabPlumbing
09 Oct 21
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@ellicock
This is the important stuff. twitter.com/stat_o_guy/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @Adam_Penning
05 Dec 20
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Mark
@ellicock
Which do you fancy?
Retweet of status by @PaulaBrexiteer
03 Dec 20
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Mark
@ellicock
If the police are defunded, expect this when you call in an emergency.
But it's not funny.
pic.twitter.com/ktXCou8FUC
But it's not funny.
pic.twitter.com/ktXCou8FUC
Retweet of status by @DarrenPlymouth
09 Jun 20
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But it's not funny.
https://t.co/ktXCou8FUC
Mark
@ellicock
@Adam_Penning Now you can bugger off fishing
08 Jun 20
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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