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@ellmcdermottt
Swear you can’t even fart in Kettering without it getting put in 12 separate group chats. Everyone is so obsessed with each others lives
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@ellmcdermottt
How’s he been shagging two birds at the same time if that’s the state of the texts he sends twitter.com/xdaniellebrown…
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@ellmcdermottt
Count ya friends on one hand
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@ellmcdermottt
Not made it in life if u scrounge your fams money either twitter.com/ellmcdermottt/…
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@ellmcdermottt
Whys twitter suddenly turned into a competition of who’s going to the most festivals and holidays shut up
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@ellmcdermottt
some people are so fucking insensitive
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@ellmcdermottt
If spots were friends, I’d have a f****** ton of em.
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@ellmcdermottt
Why people snapchat and drive with their kids in the car is beyond me
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
