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I chose the wrong fucking week to go on Dragons Den and try get investment in my Sammy the Slug childrenโs party cake.
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I had my Astrazeneca jab in Jamaica and developed a blood clart.
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Seventies Icons pic.twitter.com/iFnIJia1pf
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@ellwoodblues
Goose barnacles - in timelapse #scilly pic.twitter.com/J9iP9eOV6R
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@ellwoodblues
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Havenโt tried this to verify it but think Iโm gonna pic.twitter.com/kjns2bmqAa
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Heโs early pic.twitter.com/PlqgSq54Gl
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@Samjohndearn @BlackCountryPub err what hat. i canโt take my eyes off the eyes ...โfaintsโ
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i just invested in a fantastic new ointment for severe throbbing haemorrhoids .. iโm going to make piles of cash
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