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pj
@elpawl
I would domesticate it twitter.com/queersiren/staβ¦
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PJ
@elpawl
@emoadult69 its the elpawl system I get a job every 8-9 months then refile
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pj
@elpawl
reading horror movie wikipedia pages instead of actually watching them
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p j
@elpawl
Dudes be circumcised talking bout βthe gangβ boy you ainβt ever known no hood
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pj
@elpawl
damn bob marley never got to smoke gas
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pj
@elpawl
league of legends players be like "my girlfriend made me sleep in the other discord voice channel cuz shes mad at me "
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pj
@elpawl
Iβm really shy af especially when I like somebody
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lil sociopath
@elpawl
Girls be saying βnational boyfriend day β to a guy who ruined their credit financing a 2008 toyota camry
lil sociopath
@elpawl
if thatβs your girl why she in my DMs asking me about how to enroll in a 401k
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finance bro
@elpawl
βDo you miss me β No baby I miss Title Fight
lil sociopath
@elpawl
Now watch me quit my job
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
