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Alan Elwell
@elwell_alan
@SS19642 Morning Steve have a good day my friend
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Alan Elwell
@elwell_alan
The daughter has just said, โDad can I put the heating on ?โ โYeahโ I replied, โBut itโs part of your Christmas presentโ
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Alan Elwell
@elwell_alan
It takes a lot
Of courage
For a man to
Admit that his
Wife is WRONG
The Doctors
In A&E are so
Proud of Me
Of courage
For a man to
Admit that his
Wife is WRONG
The Doctors
In A&E are so
Proud of Me
Alan Elwell
@elwell_alan
I used a
Performance
Enhancer in
The bedroom
With my wife
Last nightโฆ.
I wore a
Blindfold
Performance
Enhancer in
The bedroom
With my wife
Last nightโฆ.
I wore a
Blindfold
Alan Elwell
@elwell_alan
I was in a posh bar last night when a racehorse came in with two men
โYou canโt come in with trainersโ the barman said
โYou canโt come in with trainersโ the barman said
Alan Elwell
@elwell_alan
@Nutfieldby Morning Robert hope you have a good day buddy
Alan Elwell
@elwell_alan
@ClaireAnneHeal Morning Claire hope you have a lovely day and stay safe
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Alan Elwell
@elwell_alan
@BrumAgenda You canโt drop Sarkic heโs done nothing wrong ETHERIDGE Will have to bide his time
Alan Elwell
@elwell_alan
@PaulMer53 Morning Paul have a great day buddy
Alan Elwell
@elwell_alan
@scousejohn575 @robertmdaws @BCFC Sure was great dayโs Dennis should have gone on to have a better career than he did BLUES LEGEND
Alan Elwell
@elwell_alan
A Bit Tipsy off for Nap
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
