Looking for a coloniser to pay me reparations (em_aych) - Page 3

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ME: I don’t think I’ll need a jacket.

*leaves house without a jacket*

a few minutes later

OTHER ME: Didn’t I t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Accidental Academic @em_aych

Yerrrrrrr!! Jessses!! Talk about being struck down from lofty heights pic.twitter.com/dYtEEtzUBp

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BTech Cum Laude Graduate @em_aych

Mom: Hi, what you doing? I miss you.
Me: I'm eating some cake, I miss you too.
Mom: Is that all you ate today?… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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Cancelled Academic @em_aych

Us: This year is MY year

Every year: Bitch, you THOUGHT

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fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*