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@emceejam
Keep the victims of the tornado in your prayers. They can really use them right now.
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@emceejam
Got pied in the face for being late to dinner.
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@emceejam
@_missgq @SGfanforever97 but you are not.
Marium
@emceejam
The hypocrisy.... pic.twitter.com/czWAyNpFEy
Marium
@emceejam
It's only 9:30 and I'm ready for bed.
Marium
@emceejam
#GrowingUpPakistani meant when shopping in Pakistan you weren't allowed to speak because they would know you're from America.
Marium
@emceejam
My niece: *very loudly in the masjid* Everybody make dua for me that I have a baby sister, baby brother, and a baby cat."
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@emceejam
@BrownMaaamba they made us live during a bad time.
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@emceejam
"You look like cotton candy. I want to lick you." -Preggo Coworker to me.
Marium
@emceejam
Hadha min fadhli Rabbi.
This is by the Grace of my Lord.
This is by the Grace of my Lord.
Marium
@emceejam
@hasasimo @hummytweets @aminahr12 wow. 3 words. Much impressed.
And who you callin crazy, crazy?
And who you callin crazy, crazy?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
