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Emma Anstine
@emmaabean
Trying to become a Doctor has made me socially retarded.
Retweet of status by @PremedPrincess_
15 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Trying to become a Doctor has made me socially retarded. π
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Emma Anstine
@emmaabean
If you were professional you would know you have to take it off lolllllll hate this tweet twitter.com/fiirtationshipβ¦
Retweet of status by @samth3ham
06 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you were professional you would know you have to take it off lolllllllπ hate this tweet https://t.co/qHA3poAv5X
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Emma Anstine
@emmaabean
studying more than 2 weeks in advance for my ochem test bc I really need/want an A
02 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote studying more than 2 weeks in advance for my ochem test bc I really need/want an A π
Emma Anstine
@emmaabean
22 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"No way I'm pregnant, I used Plan B 2 days ago"
Doc:"When did u have unprotected sex?
Pt:"He's been my BF for 2 months"
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Emma Anstine
@emmaabean
04 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I need my doctors appointment changed"
RN:"U need to call them. We don't do that in the ER"
Pt:"I did but they closed this weekend"
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Emma Anstine
@emmaabean
31 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I need checked for cancer"
Doc:"We don't do cancer screening in the ER"
Pt:"If I get cancer, I'll sue y'all"
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Emma Anstine
@emmaabean
21 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y r u here tonight?"
Pt:"U should know why"
Doc:"I think I missed the mind reading class in med school"
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Emma Anstine
@emmaabean
17 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I need tested for meningitis. My head hurts bad"
Doc:"We have to stick a 3 inch needle in your back"
Pt:"It doesn't hurt that bad"
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Emma Anstine
@emmaabean
07 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"They recommended open heart surgery but u refused?"
Pt:"I'm afraid they'll cut the nerve to my vocal cord"
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#wut
Emma Anstine
@emmaabean
08 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Ur pregnancy test is positive, I thought u were on birth control?"
Pt:"I was taking it every other day to wean myself off it"
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Emma Anstine
@emmaabean
31 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your emphysema is from smoking cigarettes"
Pt:"Don't believe that government propaganda doc"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ