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Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
Bigto great soldiers of cinema Chris Boeckmann + Jonathan Kiefer for listing Jessica Oreck's One Man Dies a Millioβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
people blaming me for my actions and personal shortcomings instead of susan sarandon
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Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
Simultaneously holding conversations with you in person and over your landlineβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
loving your mother-in-law β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
not being fond of me lobster
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Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
I am:
straight
gay
bi
distracted from my hard-wired directives by dim yet nagging recollections of theβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
straight
gay
bi
distracted from my hard-wired directives by dim yet nagging recollections of theβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
Being vaccinated DOES mean you can resume receiving male callers at 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
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Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
"film buff" implies the existence of "film out-of-shape"
Retweet of status by @sheerohero666
Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
maybe tonightβs the night pic.twitter.com/TqMHF60EA0
Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
Before me, you are:
straight
gay
bi
a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recogβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
straight
gay
bi
a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recogβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch
This is
gay
straight
bi
the girl pic.twitter.com/1bS2ilte3R
gay
straight
bi
the girl pic.twitter.com/1bS2ilte3R
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
