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Erika
@erkawhale
The Horse Hearse was supposed to be here by 8:30 and now it's 9 and no one will pick up the phone so I can ask for an ETA
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Erika
@erkawhale
Was pretty generous setting my alarm for 7am... And then I slept an hour and a half past it
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Erika
@erkawhale
Lol at everyone at this party trying to set me up with people
Erika
@erkawhale
Honored to represent the Bluegrass here at the @GOPconvention. pic.twitter.com/Yq9UJhiOSI
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Erika
@erkawhale
us looking hot but with an AMERICA caption
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Erika
@erkawhale
Reasons why I'm single:
eats dinner at 11pm
has "snack" corner of bed
always working/traveling
thermos full of margarita by my bed
eats dinner at 11pm
has "snack" corner of bed
always working/traveling
thermos full of margarita by my bed
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Erika
@erkawhale
I see someone staring at me and I'm like,
"is there something in my teeth? something wrong with my hair?"
Then I remember I'm just tall
"is there something in my teeth? something wrong with my hair?"
Then I remember I'm just tall
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Erika
@erkawhale
The original Lemonade pic.twitter.com/rNbYB6wwkk
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Erika
@erkawhale
#AprilFools Day aka 'The day that brands or people who have no business trying to be humorous think they're all super funny.' #socialmedia
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Erika
@erkawhale
@erkawhale I know except these ones were smaller, so I thought it was a sure thing.
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Erika
@erkawhale
When your ponies give you Vday candy... pic.twitter.com/qTNRhBidFL
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
