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Evan
@eschroeds
Can't wait for my friends* to visit this weekend. *parents
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Evan
@eschroeds
Going Clear is a tour de force documentary. It's utterly disturbing and completely jaw-dropping.
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Evan
@eschroeds
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Evan
@eschroeds
The good thing about insomnia is that there is no need for an alarm to wake you up..
Evan
@eschroeds
My mom seems to have mistaken my visit home as a try-out to become her personal assistant.
Evan
@eschroeds
I need a new tv show, something that's actually good and something I don't already watch.
Evan
@eschroeds
The trailer for the final season of Parks and Rec looks awful. I can't name a single show that's benefited from such a drastic time-jump.
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@eschroeds
"@Shea_Butter93: When you find out @PriceIsRight isn't filming in June when we are driving out there @eschroeds
vine.co/v/Obnl0qJl3XQ"
vine.co/v/Obnl0qJl3XQ"
Evan
@eschroeds
It's a golden rule to never try on someone's sunglasses. Your fat face will only stretch them out.
Evan
@eschroeds
Evan
@eschroeds
It only takes someone to say that they are busy once for me to never invite them to happy hour again.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
