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faith moaven
@faithwitz
@persianstripper @faithwitz my asstani don't want no bastani girl
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faith moaven
@faithwitz
People trying to argue that white people are the superior race but today I witnessed a white woman eating kung pao shrimp with ranch, sooo
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faith moaven
@faithwitz
faith moaven
@faithwitz
My dad and his best friend from 8th grade just went to see secret life of pets by themselves
faith moaven
@faithwitz
Hey @pouranlee could you go upstairs to fatimehs room and clean it for her. Greatly appreciated by me. You're welcome @faithwitz
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faith moaven
@faithwitz
Pretty that the opening ceremony announcers just referred to a woman as an "export"
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faith moaven
@faithwitz
7th grade girl I'm picking up from camp "ugh my boyfriend won't text me back!!"
Sorry...things don't change much as you get older girlie
Sorry...things don't change much as you get older girlie
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faith moaven
@faithwitz
One more week as a teenager
faith moaven
@faithwitz
"Why spend money renting a beach condo when Hooters can bring the beach to you???"-----new ad for Hooters' seafood menu
Faith Mo ΰ₯
@faithwitz
Puppy time pic.twitter.com/vbp1mcZJU8
Faith Mo ΰ₯
@faithwitz
Last weekend of being the only hostess working
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
