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Lain π
@fastlain
Computer, enhance!
MySpace, confirmed lindy. pic.twitter.com/zkb7Gb1xvr
MySpace, confirmed lindy. pic.twitter.com/zkb7Gb1xvr
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Lain π
@fastlain
Sir do you know why I pulled you over?
"Bro, what? How about you go pull some hoes."
Sir step out of the vehicle.
"Okay. "
"Bro, what? How about you go pull some hoes."
Sir step out of the vehicle.
"Okay. "
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Lain π
@fastlain
Swelling going down day by day. Abscessed wisdom tooth.
Lain π
@fastlain
Woke up laughing from a dream about the evolution of pant sagging that ended with dudes in boxers walking alongside their jeans
Lain π
@fastlain
Twitter official with my Valentine @AlexandrovnaIng.
Lain π
@fastlain
Shes taking viral loads in the metaverse, focus on yourself bro.
Lain π
@fastlain
Let's be honest, if you're a woman that's ever liked my tweets I've run through your media tab.
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Lain, merely vibing.
@fastlain
White ppl donβt wash their water before they drink it
Retweet of status by @donkeyskin1970
Lain, merely vibing.
@fastlain
Someone is gonna fuck your crush this Sunday
Retweet of status by @777jorgeivan
Lain, merely vibing.
@fastlain
@xLAWx_ Can you just say "you dodged a bullet"? Obviously it's an expression for a reason but I'm always trying not to just say that.
6'00'' 146lb 19.8 BMI, Lain
@fastlain
Nothing embarrasses me more than someone I know come into my job and catching me in my service worker banter mode. Feel so fake.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
