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Captain Creepy Pants
@fattydaddy7
Youโre gettinโ upset bc I donโt want a fuckinโ tarot reading... really
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Captain Creepy Pants
@fattydaddy7
I'd be more like a Splenda daddy.
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Captain Creepy Pants
@fattydaddy7
Nothing makes me feel classier than finding shredded cheddar cheese that fell into my bra.
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Captain Creepy Pants
@fattydaddy7
@fattydaddy7 Your back looks sexy as hell now!!
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Captain Creepy Pants
@fattydaddy7
Itโs getting harder and harder to hide my horns
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Captain Creepy Pants
@fattydaddy7
I have fresh flowers in a vase next to me. They smell incredible. My heart is happy
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Captain Creepy Pants
@fattydaddy7
Sunburn today - left arm & right boob.
Right boob is clearly staking the claim of Party Boob, Summer 2018.
Right boob is clearly staking the claim of Party Boob, Summer 2018.
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Captain Creepy Pants
@fattydaddy7
Does TC stand for total cunt or something else
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Captain Creepy Pants
@fattydaddy7
Once u lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin...
Muffins are healthy...
You're welcome
Muffins are healthy...
You're welcome
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Captain Creepy Pants
@fattydaddy7
According to twitter apparently I should be horny all day long. Twitter doesn't get women
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Captain Creepy Pants
@fattydaddy7
I just want to be tall enough to ride that ride.
*points at any man taller than 6'
*points at any man taller than 6'
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
