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A Southern Man
@faultymoonpie
I'm *which body part did I sleep on wrong this time* years old. My shoulder says hi, hello, have a nice day.
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A Southern Man
@faultymoonpie
Heading out to look at the leaves. Phone stays off. Have a great day
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A Southern Man
@faultymoonpie
When you have a friend who can untangle your thoughts and help you make sense of themβ¦hang on to them! They are a unicorn
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A Southern Man
@faultymoonpie
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?
Take away their little brooms
Take away their little brooms
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A Southern Man
@faultymoonpie
Pro tip - If the boss wonβt speak on the disruption in the work place, find the office βmomβ. They will take care of it.
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A Southern Man
@faultymoonpie
You ready for dessert? I baked you some shutthefucupcakes...
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A Southern Man
@faultymoonpie
#HowDoWeReallyKnow who the genuine people are. It seems like everyone has a motive these days. π€·
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A Southern Man
@faultymoonpie
Dogs pic.twitter.com/krpYisehFX
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A Southern Man
@faultymoonpie
2 am thoughts are not friendly thoughts
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A Southern Man
@faultymoonpie
Just whipped out my Festivus pole.
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A Southern Man
@faultymoonpie
βThrow Kindness around like confetti.β Kindness matters
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
