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•Morganski•
@florgan
Had a chicken named Meeler. He was killed by ducks. The hole in my heart has been filled with 75 new Meelers. pic.twitter.com/0SPmbFO0SN
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•Morganski•
@florgan
@klinejones now my chickens can't get jumped lol we started a gang at my house!
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•Morgatron•
@florgan
•Morgatron•
@florgan
Southern comfort and sweet tea taste like twisted teas.
•Morgatron•
@florgan
Getting paid rn to get drunk. pic.twitter.com/bqz9UwJ9on
•Morgatron•
@florgan
Don't make me tear it uuup.
You know I don't give a fuuuck.
You know I don't give a fuuuck.
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@florgan
Have to work a 12 tomorrow.
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@florgan
Someone at work told me I had an "olive color complexion."
The only color olives I've ever seen are green & black...
The only color olives I've ever seen are green & black...
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@florgan
When you're in the car and your song comes on vine.co/v/Oi06vUngFEI
Retweet of status by @BlackPplVines
•Morgatron•
@florgan
@AaronCallaway1 I miss you too!! Are you coming home for thanksgiving?!
•Morgatron•
@florgan
This guy was late to work today because there was a raccoon in his bathroom.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
