1.
used tire salesman
@flylikeaberte
@adellepease95 burts bees is ya?
2.
used tire salesman
@flylikeaberte
Luke switched from beer to tequila and that was enough to change his name to LukeBerteFIT @flylikeaberte
Retweet of status by @G_REX_usa
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
Dab Marino #13
@flylikeaberte
is gonna b my fukin year ok. My blazer will run and smoke trails and I'm getting a puddle of mudd theme tattoo so up ur ass
Retweet of status by @flylikeaberte
Dab Marino #13
@flylikeaberte
I was up big in black jack so I told the dealer I have to go buy groceries. I don't even have kids lmao
luke berte
@flylikeaberte
But in gonna be straight up honest if you don't even have the slightest opinion about bbq sauces you're a straight up pussy 4 real
chief ballsohard
@flylikeaberte
I start college in 22 days!!
Dank Hill
@flylikeaberte
Wishing #BruceJenner his first Happy Mothers Day!
Retweet of status by @realjeffreyross
8.
9.
10.
11.
luke berte
@flylikeaberte
Saw a girl who I hadn't seen in forever and was pregnant I asked if she knew who the dad was yet
luke berte
@flylikeaberte
I thought they gave you like a dozen steps in NCAA?
luke berte
@flylikeaberte
Miami horror favorited my tweet last night
luke berte
@flylikeaberte
Lemme check and see if I'm still a baller
yup still a baller
yup still a baller
...but wait! There's more!
1.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
