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Ukitaka pombe na hauna doh just tell your friends umeacha pombe.
30 Dec 21
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Damn, he had to spoil our 6 years of friendship by requesting for sΒ£x
Retweet of status by @AssSwetto
12 Nov 21
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TEACHER: Brian why did you bring a plumber to the exam hall?
WILLIE: I heard that the exam papers were leaking.
WILLIE: I heard that the exam papers were leaking.
Retweet of status by @fox_river2005
18 Sep 21
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WILLIE: I heard that the exam papers were leaking.
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28 Aug 21
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Facebook username: Matumbo Za Githurai
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After break up
Whites: you can keep the car
Kenyans: memory card yangu ulisemaje?
Whites: you can keep the car
Kenyans: memory card yangu ulisemaje?
28 Aug 21
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Whites: you can keep the car
Kenyans: memory card yangu ulisemaje?π
Am able to buy myself ps5 at age of 23
22 Jul 21
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If your contacts huwa wanarepost your tweets kwa status jua tu hao wako sio fake friends
Retweet of status by @BazengaWaMemes1
22 Jul 21
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Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupidity...
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22 Mar 21
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Msee hukeep livestock huko Germany tunaeza muita German Shepherd?
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19 Mar 21
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mkΞ±mΠ²Ξ± fulΞ±nΓβΌβ’
@fmwendwa28
@_Sousey 4th year and still a mtaro am so emoshonoo
13 Mar 21
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mkΞ±mΠ²Ξ± fulΞ±nΓβΌβ’
@fmwendwa28
To us who count fuliza limit as part of cash at hand
20 Feb 21
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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