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Velma The Funny
@funnyhix
Every time my doctor tells me I’m dying, I want to stab her and say “now who is dying....Bitch?”
Retweet of status by @AbiBitterElixir
02 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Every time my doctor tells me I’m dying, I want to stab her and say “now who is dying....Bitch?” 😤
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Velma The Funny
@funnyhix
29 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote nobody ever poops in Disney movies 🤔
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Velma The Funny
@funnyhix
Population: 330 million
Population: 65 million
Gun homicides (2016): ≈11,000
Gun homicides (2016): 26
The… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Population: 65 million
Gun homicides (2016): ≈11,000
Gun homicides (2016): 26
The… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @brianklaas
19 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🇺🇸Population: 330 million
🇬🇧Population: 65 million
🇺🇸Gun homicides (2016): ≈11,000
🇬🇧Gun homicides (2016): 26
The… https://t.co/hp934WUZgH
Velma The Funny
@funnyhix
If I @'d you when I was new to Twitter know I am soooooo sorry but if I @ you now it's cause I love you
04 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I @'d you when I was new to Twitter know I am soooooo sorry but if I @ you now it's cause I love you 🖕
Velma The Funny
@funnyhix
Like a shooting star you happen to spot out of the corner of your eye @Laylanope shines bright!
Follow this hilarious lady!
Follow this hilarious lady!
Retweet of status by @badAzz_mom
02 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Like a shooting star you happen to spot out of the corner of your eye @Laylanope shines bright!
Follow this hilarious lady! 💛🎀
Velma Das Shitty Potatoes
@funnyhix
Please share the good news - Alan Felyk has a new release and it's only $2.99 today! Damaged Beyond All Recognitio… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @book_doggy
08 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Please share the good news - Alan Felyk has a new release and it's only $2.99 today! 📖Damaged Beyond All Recognitio… https://t.co/xKGwW0xwDc
Velma Das Shitty Potatoes
@funnyhix
I pulled a leg muscle while running yesterday. Now I can’t stop rubbing my groin, which, I suppose, is why I’m now sitting in HR.
Retweet of status by @sdurbin23
07 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I pulled a leg muscle while running yesterday. Now I can’t stop rubbing my groin, which, I suppose, is why I’m now sitting in HR. 🤔
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Velma The Funny
@funnyhix
@Massygooch Pew or P U?
03 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Massygooch Pew or P U? 🤣🤣🤣
Velma Made You Look
@funnyhix
26 years old and your mommy still calls on your behalf .
Retweet of status by @PolkHighQB
23 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 26 years old and your mommy still calls on your behalf 🤦♂️.
Velma💜Shenanigans
@funnyhix
@JJSummertime @AlanFelyk Lurve you
13 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @JJSummertime @AlanFelyk Lurve you 💜💜
VelmaTheCorrupt
@funnyhix
Warning : My tweets my cause drowsiness and rectal itching...
Retweet of status by @misguidedgent
05 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Warning ⚠️: My tweets my cause drowsiness and rectal itching...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊