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Mary Dallas
@funsizeinpants
When commercials say βDonβt operate heavy machineryβ I think bulldozers & excavators and never cars.
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Mary Dallas
@funsizeinpants
#NowWatching #ShotgunWedding and Iβm LMAO!!
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Mary Dallas
@funsizeinpants
@Davszj The one that smells like a bucket of puke
Mary Dallas
@funsizeinpants
Aw shucks ya'll, where would my pin be without all of this Twitter-love?
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Thank you for the retweets β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Mary Dallas
@funsizeinpants
Guess what!? Great news for my followers. I'm going to be a special guest on #Netflix show the newest coming uβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Mary Dallas
@funsizeinpants
ALL NEW TONIGHT #OsbournesBelieve on @travelchannel let the bickering begin pic.twitter.com/8aqCZ7150L
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Mary Dallas
@funsizeinpants
I may be only 26 pages in now, but I can't wait to cast my new script
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Mary Dallas
@funsizeinpants
Small accounts under 20k matter, drop your handles so we can follow
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Mary Dallas
@funsizeinpants
DM me if you have Instagram?
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Mary Dallas
@funsizeinpants
Tears of joy have less salt than tears of sadness. Because they are made from sugar.
Mary Dallas
@funsizeinpants
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
