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Every year my sister has a dance recital, every year my dad falls asleep
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Mama said crocodile so ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
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my head is pounding
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If Tatum fat I wanna be fat pic.twitter.com/5z0O0vxCaU
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I'm buying myself some expensive ass coffee for valentines this year
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So my porch is broken, toilet overflowing, door off the hinges, and there is either puke or blood on the floor (prob both). Twas lit.
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Victoria secret going up on a Tuesday
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@Desireebell97 @khart_7 @BlaineBd love y'all
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Thank you #seniorday #TheUFamily pic.twitter.com/WjuoiVviIf
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Cruising around town, listening to good music, and being in the company of awesome friends always makes for a great night.
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I bet my neighbors heard me I yelled so loud
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
