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Garrett Jacobs
@garrett_jacobs_
So in the middle of doing my unboxing video I opened a letter that defs wasnt mine.
Back to the post office I go
Back to the post office I go
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Garrett Jacobs
@garrett_jacobs_
My mom just said
βLets go to Turks and Quesoβ
Nice try mom.....
βLets go to Turks and Quesoβ
Nice try mom.....
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Garrett Jacobs
@garrett_jacobs_
@garrett_jacobs_ Maybe there's a secret island make of turkey and melted cheese somewhere?
Retweet of status by @BrettPack1
Garrett Jacobs
@garrett_jacobs_
So after I got on #americanidol ppl started sending me gofundme requests.
All I did was get on TV.... I am still just as broke as before
All I did was get on TV.... I am still just as broke as before
Garrett Jacobs
@garrett_jacobs_
Why do I pour my cereal before I check if we have milk. Then I find we have no milk and get disappointed again and again and again
Garrett Jacobs
@garrett_jacobs_
So I showed up on time to my meet n greet but no one ever shows up on time anymore
Garrett Jacobs
@garrett_jacobs_
So I just had an entire phone call with @brittulms07 and we literally whispered the whole time
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Garrett Jacobs
@garrett_jacobs_
Anyone ever been driving and then start looking for your keys thinkin u forgot them??
Garrett Jacobs
@garrett_jacobs_
HEY GUYS!!! MEET AND GREET AT TACO MAMAβS IN TUSCALOOSA TOMORROW JUNE 9TH AT 12:30!!! COME SAY HEY!! maps.apple.com/?address=2104%β¦
Garrett Jacobs
@garrett_jacobs_
My little brother is the funniest part of my day
Garrett Jacobs
@garrett_jacobs_
So I havenβt throw in forever and I am literally about to pitch for @eastcoastbball just because...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
