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Garvan Grant
@garvangrant
BREAKING: Budget Day brought forward two weeks to deal with cost-of-living crisis.
Two weeks!?!! Take that, cost-of-living crisis!!!
Two weeks!?!! Take that, cost-of-living crisis!!!
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Garvan Grant
@garvangrant
BREAKING: Scientists discover gigantic planet that shouldnβt exist.
Mmmm β¦ letβs hope theyβre a friendly bunch. pic.twitter.com/XOAfgGfRzG
Mmmm β¦ letβs hope theyβre a friendly bunch. pic.twitter.com/XOAfgGfRzG
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Garvan Grant
@garvangrant
BREAKING: Cabinet secretly briefed on massive job losses.
Please please please please let it be their jobs!
Please please please please let it be their jobs!
Garvan Grant
@garvangrant
BREAKING: Bank of Ireland fined β¬24.5m by Central Bank for regulatory breaches.
I wonder where the bank will find the money to pay that.
I wonder where the bank will find the money to pay that.
Garvan Grant
@garvangrant
BREAKING: DUP claims border poll would be 'very divisive'.
Polls on borders are divisive? But what about borders themselves?
Polls on borders are divisive? But what about borders themselves?
Garvan Grant
@garvangrant
BREAKING: TΓ‘naiste Leo Varadkar denies Zappone got envoy job due to 'cronyism'.
Cronyism? Fine Gael? β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Cronyism? Fine Gael? β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Garvan Grant
@garvangrant
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Unlimited slabs of Dutch Gold on an open quay
Glass of Viognier on an insured, managed, safe, enclosed outdoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Unlimited slabs of Dutch Gold on an open quay
Glass of Viognier on an insured, managed, safe, enclosed outdoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Garvan Grant
@garvangrant
BREAKING: Large male boar running wild in Kerry, public warned.
Why does just one surname spring to mind when we read this headline?
Why does just one surname spring to mind when we read this headline?
Garvan Grant
@garvangrant
'The delta variant . . . or you know, the Indian variant . . . '
(Damnit, now I'm doing it!)
(Damnit, now I'm doing it!)
Garvan Grant
@garvangrant
"You don't meet Eoghan Harris, you experience him".
WTF!
Is Eddie Hobbs trying to write a new aftershave ad?
Eaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
WTF!
Is Eddie Hobbs trying to write a new aftershave ad?
Eaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @FionaKenny1
Garvan Grant
@garvangrant
Was looking forward to tonight pic.twitter.com/sdmWrPvXxy
Retweet of status by @stpeteyontweety
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
