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Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartz
World leader "Mr Trump. Let's talk about North Korea, or how you refuse to acknowledge climate change, but let's chat about emails first"
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Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartz
90 degrees and some old lady at grocery store is telling me to put a jacket and socks on my girl. Then said I don't know what I'm doing.
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Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartz
"Slangin this wood in my pants" I've been laughing for 10 mins. A remarkable line.
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Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartz
Guess I missed the chapter in the parenting book that prepares you to scoop logs out of the bath 1/2x a week.
Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartz
Happy Fathers Day. Enjoy still doing errands and chores around the house because today is just another day for a married guy.
Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartz
Happy Fathers Day to my dad who reads all my tweets but refuses to sign up for his own account.
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Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartz
I love the mute button. I just imagine the person furiously tweeting at me while I don't answer. It makes me happy.
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Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartz
Btw, true story, tonight my wife saw the Warriors logo and asked me if they are the "Golden State Bridges" . Amazing. I love her.
Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartz
The Cavs are defending Champs, have the best player in the world and no outside pressure to win this series. But they have no chance huh?
Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartz
Yes. If by "YOU" you mean my wife & kids. twitter.com/gobigrecruitinβ¦
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Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartz
Bath time adventures with a young baby. ... lol. pic.twitter.com/KY93dz8A7I
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
