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King
@gimmietheham
Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't. It shits on the floor.
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King
@gimmietheham
βIf your significant other wakes up or falls asleep to murder mysteriesβ
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King
@gimmietheham
The world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds.
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King
@gimmietheham
mUtE tHeM aNd LeT tHeM tWeEt iNtO tHe vOiD. Bitch go ahead. The ones who matter still see me. Ain't no void
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King
@GimmieTheHam
I donβt know why Iβm such an asshole, I just am
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King
@GimmieTheHam
@tattoosub45 @The556Menace itβs that horse meat diet I had as a kid!
King
@GimmieTheHam
I've learned so much from my mistakes , I'm thinking of making more
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King
@GimmieTheHam
Apparently saying βewwβ to your friends new baby is βrudeβ
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King
@GimmieTheHam
Americans be like when they leave the house
βShit have I got everything!?lβ
Keys
Wallet
Phone
AR-15
Ammunβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
βShit have I got everything!?lβ
Keys
Wallet
Phone
AR-15
Ammunβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Godzilla sized handsome bastard
@GimmieTheHam
Had sex with a CrossFit girl last night and I still maintain!
Their form is terrible
Their form is terrible
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Godzilla sized handsome bastard
@GimmieTheHam
@Pippies_pie @omgshuddup I accept all those nicknames.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
