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@girlgeist
Why THE FUCK would you clip your nails over the kitchen sink?!
09 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why THE FUCK would you clip your nails over the kitchen sink?! ๐คข๐คฎ
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@girlgeist
THREAD:
I have a joke about Sisyphus. pic.twitter.com/VV9BcECUiP
I have a joke about Sisyphus. pic.twitter.com/VV9BcECUiP
Retweet of status by @EthicsInBricks
27 Nov 22
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I have a joke about Sisyphus. https://t.co/VV9BcECUiP
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@girlgeist
I told my psychiatrist about all the stress currently in my life and she adjusted my anxiety meds so
22 Nov 22
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@girlgeist
15 Nov 22
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@girlgeist
After sex I asked if she wanted me to close her curtains
Retweet of status by @FatSamuraiJones
16 Oct 22
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18 Sep 22
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@girlgeist
I have now finished all of Better Call Saul and am prepared to Argue Online about it.
Retweet of status by @markhoppus
31 Aug 22
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20 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote sometimes all u can do is offer god a goat blood sacrifice and hope he makes everything โจ ๐ธ๐ด๐ช๐ โจ
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25 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I love every single one of you and I think you all should shut the fuck up. ๐
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@girlgeist happy birthday!!
Retweet of status by @Tracer_78TX
07 Jul 21
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@girlgeist
I need a back massage that youโll immediately try to turn into sex
Retweet of status by @comefindme01
18 May 21
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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