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Gizzy
@gizm0j0e2
There's nothing funny about syphilis ....
..... Unless, you doctor has a lisp...
Then it's frigging hilarious
..... Unless, you doctor has a lisp...
Then it's frigging hilarious
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Gizzy
@gizm0j0e2
#Brexit These 3 clowns could be in charge of the country one day. All traitors ratting on the 17 million who voteβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Gizzy
@gizm0j0e2
Throwback to when @Stormzy1 tried his best to flirt wiv me x pic.twitter.com/feiaaUFLRF
Retweet of status by @IAmKellyBarrett
Gizzy
@gizm0j0e2
RosΓ© is red,
WKD is blue,
I'm drunk in a Wetherspoons
and it's 10:42
WKD is blue,
I'm drunk in a Wetherspoons
and it's 10:42
Gizzy
@gizm0j0e2
Me : "Y'know what? .... I fuckin love you"
"That's the beer talking" said my wife...
Me : "I was talking to the beer"
"That's the beer talking" said my wife...
Me : "I was talking to the beer"
Gizzy
@gizm0j0e2
Dyslexic signwriter pic.twitter.com/APtOF52He9
Gizzy
@gizm0j0e2
I just spent the last hour chasing a Daddy Longlegs around the house....
Until I realised I had a crack in my glasses
Until I realised I had a crack in my glasses
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Gizzy
@gizm0j0e2
Wife: "have you seen my flip-flops?"
Me: "yes...now put your bra back on"
Me: "yes...now put your bra back on"
Gizzy
@gizm0j0e2
I've been so depressed lately that my wife threatened to leave me....
Even that didn't cheer me up
Even that didn't cheer me up
Gizzy
@gizm0j0e2
John McDonnell had a farm
I R
I R A
And on that farm lived all our mates
I R
I R A
With a bang bang here and aβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
I R
I R A
And on that farm lived all our mates
I R
I R A
With a bang bang here and aβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @SkipsterX
Gizzy
@gizm0j0e2
It turns out that if you scream for no reason long enough....
..... You get the rest of the day off work
..... You get the rest of the day off work
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
