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Gloria Martinez
@glo_martinez20
There was a car parked with the two front wheels on the sidewalk. To no surprise, when she came out of the store ... She was Asian
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Gloria Martinez
@glo_martinez20
Easy as pie pic.twitter.com/4ZX86wiRSB
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Gloria Martinez
@glo_martinez20
Daaaammmmnnn twitter.com/kelsie927/statβ¦
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Gloria Martinez
@glo_martinez20
@MrBoBVegas the 5'8" one
Gloria Martinez
@glo_martinez20
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have too so they do it real slow
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Gloria Martinez
@glo_martinez20
Forever pulling off to the side of the road for white plastic bags and thinking they're white pomeranians.
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Gloria Martinez
@glo_martinez20
Can't wait for edc
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Gloria Martinez
@glo_martinez20
Most girls get baby fever, I get puppy fever
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Gloria Martinez
@glo_martinez20
Apparently eating a banana while driving was a bad choice because some dude at a red light just winked at me #whatintheactualfuck
Gloria Martinez
@glo_martinez20
Gloria Martinez
@glo_martinez20
But they'll serve chicken nuggets to rednecks fucking their own cousins twitter.com/ap/status/7173β¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
