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Gary Paul Ballard
@gp_ballard
Okay, not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful.
But that's how Julius Caesar.
But that's how Julius Caesar.
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Gary Paul Ballard
@gp_ballard
Perfect landing.. pic.twitter.com/VipAJg1L31
Retweet of status by @buitengebieden
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Gary Paul Ballard
@gp_ballard
To the guy who invented absolute zero....
Thanks for nothing.
Thanks for nothing.
Gary Paul Ballard
@gp_ballard
I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.
But I'm clean now.
Gary Paul Ballard
@gp_ballard
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
#Eclipse it.
pic.twitter.com/gi8jc6FOSK
#Eclipse it.
pic.twitter.com/gi8jc6FOSK
Gary Paul Ballard
@gp_ballard
I was told hugging someone from behind was sweet and lovely, but the guy at the ATM didn't seem to think so.
Gary Paul Ballard
@gp_ballard
Diputseromneve is a silly word.
But backward itβs even more stupid.
But backward itβs even more stupid.
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Gary Paul Ballard
@gp_ballard
A new weight loss fad is to walk around with bread on your head.
It's a loaf hat diet.
It's a loaf hat diet.
Gary Paul Ballard
@gp_ballard
Had a teacher in school called Mrs Turtle.
Funny name, but she tortoise well.
Funny name, but she tortoise well.
Gary Paul Ballard
@gp_ballard
A turkey was about to cross the road.
"Don't do it!" shouted the chicken. "You'll never hear the end of it."
"Don't do it!" shouted the chicken. "You'll never hear the end of it."
Gary Paul Ballard
@gp_ballard
My friend Tony #implored me not to say his name backward.
I said, "Y not?"
I said, "Y not?"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
