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Hoss
@grHoss
I can relate to you supermodels more now. Someone told me I need to smile more.
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Hoss
@grHoss
It is very easy to hate humans and love animals instead
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Hoss
@grHoss
When she tells you that she is cold, is she asking for a jacket or a flight to the Bahamas?
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Hoss
@grHoss
Asshole is politically incorrect. Butthole is acceptable
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Hoss
@grHoss
Twitterβs been so peaceful lately.
Am I in the right place?
Am I in the right place?
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Hoss
@grHoss
The roman numerals for sex is XXX
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Hoss
@grHoss
Don't blame the guy alone for 'bad sex'. You are part of that disappointment too. You are no good either.
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Hoss
@grHoss
I am sorry that my fart sounded like the sound of a dial-up Internet modem from the 90's.
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Hoss
@grHoss
There are no red flags, if you are colorblind.
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Hoss
@grHoss
Can I toss a catfish in a woodchipper?
~asking for a friend
~asking for a friend
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Hoss
@grHoss
Forget about a sugar daddy. I need a gas daddy.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
