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Kaptain Kotlin
@greysweaterdude
Exotic place that I tried to go and they seized my passport
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Kaptain Kotlin
@greysweaterdude
dear children of Nigerian politicians, your father and mother are most likely murderers and thieves
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Kaptain Kotlin
@greysweaterdude
Rev. Fr. Mbaka now discusses Big Brother when fuel and electricity rates just went up. No more prophesies against Asorock.
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Kaptain Kotlin
@greysweaterdude
I literally just got off a surprise call with my manager and I have been promoted
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Kaptain Kotlin
@greysweaterdude
Your boy got a 1st Class in his MSc program.
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Kaptain Kotlin
@greysweaterdude
Itโs #SelfieFriday and the leg show is still running *try and ignore my enthusiastic hype girl biko*
Ladies, plโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Ladies, plโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @SheisBoki
Kaptain Kotlin
@greysweaterdude
Fuck,how will you prostitute your 5 year old daughter for drugs,I'm fucking irritated and sad
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Kaptain Kotlin
@greysweaterdude
Andrea Pirlo: "Football is played with the head. Your feet are just the tools."
What a bloody player. pic.twitter.com/CIPS698CfG
What a bloody player. pic.twitter.com/CIPS698CfG
Retweet of status by @FutbolBible
Kaptain Kotlin
@greysweaterdude
Nobody:
Not one soul:
Zendaya in 2010:
Not one soul:
Zendaya in 2010:
Retweet of status by @haaniyah_
Kaptain Kotlin
@greysweaterdude
Court nullifies Malawi's presidential election result.
Justice Tanko heard the news & turned off his radio
Justice Tanko heard the news & turned off his radio
Retweet of status by @MizCazorla1
Kaptain Kotlin
@greysweaterdude
And this guy is supposed to be the Commander-in-Chief of the nationโs Armed Forces?
Buhari oh pic.twitter.com/KgGgLHC1EX
Buhari oh pic.twitter.com/KgGgLHC1EX
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
