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haley
@haleykray
@taylorullerich Right I'll spank Kai and he'll want me to pick him up
17 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @taylorullerich Right ππ I'll spank Kai and he'll want me to pick him upππ
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haley
@haleykray
So i decide to get a car wash. Wait in and get to the kiosk and realize i dont have any ones and they dont give change
11 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So i decide to get a car wash. Wait in and get to the kiosk and realize i dont have any ones and they dont give changeππ
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haley
@haleykray
Things i actually say out loud "my kids coming home today i should put the gun away"
03 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Things i actually say out loud "my kids coming home today i should put the gun away" πππππ
16 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I called my husband "dildo baggins" i deserve some type of awardππ #nochill
haley
@haleykray
There is no way they trained the last 4 years for this... LMAO!!! #RioOlympics2016
pic.twitter.com/TTyWKm6Hg0
pic.twitter.com/TTyWKm6Hg0
Retweet of status by @FakeSportsCentr
08 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There is no way they trained the last 4 years for this... LMAO!!! πππ #RioOlympics2016
https://t.co/TTyWKm6Hg0
haley
@haleykray
Anyone ever have a moment when you realize how old you are? Mine came when i decided to get a landing strip. Young haley would NEVER.
08 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Anyone ever have a moment when you realize how old you are? Mine came when i decided to get a landing strip. Young haley would NEVER. ππ
hal
@haleykray
I gotta be the craftiest motherfucker alive!
29 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I gotta be the craftiest motherfucker alive! πππ
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hal
@haleykray
The game ends, most appropriately, with a Jimmy Bones block. vine.co/v/e3DzEAd2LXW
01 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The game ends, most appropriately, with a Jimmy Bones block. π https://t.co/PncOpjwA0w
hal
@haleykray
Dunleavy come on
27 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dunleavy come on πΉ
Queen Wizard
@haleykray
Got 2.5lbs for the price of 2. I just bat my eyes and it's over for the dudes in the meat department
21 Dec 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Got 2.5lbs for the price of 2. I just bat my eyes and it's over for the dudes in the meat department π
puppy brother
@haleykray
I just realized I introduced Taylor and I as sisters to the guy that put Taylor on his shoulders at MGK #sisterineverhad @tayduhrbaked
19 Sep 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just realized I introduced Taylor and I as sisters to the guy that put Taylor on his shoulders at MGK π #sisterineverhad @tayduhrbaked
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ