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Hali Pedersen
@hali_pedersen
#NationalHotDogDay My favorite day! pic.twitter.com/m2O9bxJ0EQ
Retweet of status by @KayEmily2
18 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #NationalHotDogDay My favorite day! π https://t.co/m2O9bxJ0EQ
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Hali Pedersen
@hali_pedersen
18 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear Universe,
Please let my last customer service shift be normal. No mean people, crazies or meth heads trying to fight me.
Love,
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Hali Pedersen
@hali_pedersen
It seems like for every day im alive... I age at least one year... fuck I'm old pic.twitter.com/z4ir2NNCte
Retweet of status by @SteveHatcher67
17 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It seems like for every day im alive... I age at least one year... fuck I'm oldπ€π€π΅π΅ππππππππ https://t.co/z4ir2NNCte
Hali Pedersen
@hali_pedersen
Piece of shit tweeple tweeted piece of shit things?
I'm shocked.
I'm shocked.
Retweet of status by @candidqueso
13 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Piece of shit tweeple tweeted piece of shit things?
I'm shocked.
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Hali Pedersen
@hali_pedersen
The hills have pies #PicnicMovies
Retweet of status by @1rickyboy
01 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The hills have pies π₯§π₯§π₯§ #PicnicMovies
Hali Pedersen
@hali_pedersen
#ICaughtMy reflection in the mirror and saw my mom.
Getting old is awful!
Getting old is awful!
Retweet of status by @DebIsGone
18 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #ICaughtMy reflection in the mirror and saw my mom.
πGetting old is awful!
Hali Pedersen
@hali_pedersen
#INamedMyCrotch Loosie
26 May 18
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Hali Pedersen
@hali_pedersen
cheers to the holiday weekend @Tanquerayusa #GinAndJuice pic.twitter.com/we3ljSyGpC
Retweet of status by @SnoopDogg
25 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote cheers to the holiday weekend πΈβοΈ@tanquerayusa #GinAndJuice https://t.co/we3ljSyGpC
Hali Pedersen
@hali_pedersen
DOCTOR: This is your spine
ME: WTF... put it back!!! pic.twitter.com/cAat0vYX4t
ME: WTF... put it back!!! pic.twitter.com/cAat0vYX4t
Retweet of status by @SteveHatcher67
20 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote DOCTOR: This is your spine
ME: WTFπ... put it back!!! https://t.co/cAat0vYX4t
Hali Pedersen
@hali_pedersen
Me and @EmmaleaT get together on the weekends, get naked, and tandem ride a tiger through the woods. #MorallyBiasedFunFacts
Retweet of status by @StopEatingBees
03 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me and @EmmaleaT get together on the weekends, get naked, and tandem ride a tiger through the woods. π
#MorallyBiasedFunFacts
Hali Pedersen
@hali_pedersen
I really don't understand why everyone is staring at me
I'm just sitting here in the laundromat doing laundry andβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
I'm just sitting here in the laundromat doing laundry andβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @SteveHatcher67
07 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I really don't understand why everyone is staring at meπ
I'm just sitting here in the laundromat doing laundry and⦠https://t.co/ljQyXKLzDA
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ