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Hannah Trainer
@hannah_trainer
Came in from work to see Jimmy caked in mud and his knee pissin blood cos he was out for a run and got ran over by a child on a bike
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Hannah Trainer
@hannah_trainer
Some bloke at work is telling me that I'm gunna be out the job when Brexit happens cos we won't let jockeys from Ireland in England
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Hannah Trainer
@hannah_trainer
Is there anything nicer than voddys and about 40 cigs on the balcony in the sun
Hannah Trainer
@hannah_trainer
Hannah Trainer
@hannah_trainer
When in a restaurant @hannah_trainer asks what are olives made of ? Then tries one and declares at the top of her voice 'obviously SHIT'
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Hannah Trainer
@hannah_trainer
Watching #Broadchurch with my mam - "how does Lenny Henry have 5000 pics on his phone when a have 30 and apparently my storage is full"
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Hannah Trainer
@hannah_trainer
Can't believe am actually gunna be at Cheltenham tomorrow
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Hannah Trainer
@hannah_trainer
Only @hannah_trainer would ask for a stocking full of tabs for Xmas
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Hannah Trainer
@hannah_trainer
this is how my child's 6th birthday will look pic.twitter.com/4Cv7KSAE3q
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Hannah Trainer
@hannah_trainer
Ok time to fly home and get ready for tomorrow's HUGE RESTOCK!!!
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Hannah Trainer
@hannah_trainer
@Georgiawilsonxx enjoy your holiday! Have a safe flight, and leave the cockney there X
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
