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hannah
@hannahwoods__
How disappointing is it when u mentally put an outfit together thinking you'll look smoking hot - then you put it on & look like a potato
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hannah
@hannahwoods__
The best X factor line of all time
Simon:"do you like cockatoo's?"
Contestant:"yes,do you?"
Simon:"Louis likes a cock or two"
Simon:"do you like cockatoo's?"
Contestant:"yes,do you?"
Simon:"Louis likes a cock or two"
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hannah
@hannahwoods__
mum thinks I'm ill because I'm having withdrawal symptoms from alcohol, oh god
hannah
@hannahwoods__
so happy with the amount of money I've just been paid with from work
hannah
@hannahwoods__
Work in three hours
han
@hannahwoods__
GOOOOOD KISSSSSSEEEEEER
han
@hannahwoods__
I want McDonald's, 6 chicken nuggets then an mcflurry so I can dip my chicken nuggets in the mcflurry
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han
@hannahwoods__
my bed is freezing and it's hard to cope
han
@hannahwoods__
Fuck, in so much pain
han
@hannahwoods__
You are delusional
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han
@hannahwoods__
Dads really got me into football over the past couple of weeks #liverpool
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
