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Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
I’m gonna make someone such a good passive aggressive ex-wife one day
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Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
saw a tweet being like “my MP voted NOT to dump raw sewage into the rivers 🥹” and truly the bar is in hell
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Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
Men that do Philosophy degrees are so cute, like you wanted a few years to think about some things you wanted t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Boxing Day evening plate of cold meats
Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
To clarify I did NOT cook my dog twitter.com/jacksl95/statu…
Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my breakfast buffet
Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
So, is there a Gal Fawkes?
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Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
mario in this weather my cause of death this week pic.twitter.com/HUIbrqCCEs
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Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
I hope he never feels joy or happiness or anything good for the rest of his life
Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
delighted my letter of complaint changed some minds and finally my GP is giving me Frubes on prescription pic.twitter.com/gnMbuoLkty
Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
Solidarity to @jessbrammar who has done more to encourage diversity in the newsroom than pretty much any other editor I know.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
